What it is is my long-awaited return to the keyboard. Long-awaited by you? Not likely. Long-awaited by me? Certainly. I haven't put pen to paper in a while, and maybe this will be therapeutic.
Or something.
Yes, that could be it. Or something.
So, in the spirit of self-love and narcissism, I'm going to splatter some brain droppings on these pages, for no other reason than to peek in on what I've written from time to time and have a laugh at how much of an idiot I am. Or was. Because I'll be reading what I've written, not what I'm writing. See what I mean? This already sucks more than genocide.
Are you still here? Neato.
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The next phase is the expectation of a book deal.
ReplyDeleteThen depression because nobody leaves you comments any more.
And finally, ...well, you'll find out soon enough.
Welcome fellow narcissist!
I've been though it all before, my friend. It is a vicious cycle from which there is no readily apparent escape. What can you do? Down the rabbit hole we go!
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